Hey, at least you showed up, right?
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DAMN. THAT WOULD BE SICK.
Storm from the xmen can do this, if she hella focuses her power in a small spot. changing pressure and temperature and humidity. that beast.
i love you internet
Did someone say crêpe?
Kelsey, look at my…how you say…recent post?
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”
The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
my muscles stopped functioning
I know what I’m going to go to sleep listening to.
I feel light-headed.
HOLY SHIT BRO. everything just. slowed down.
what is air
I Feel Really Heavy
This post will literally improve my life in a significant way.
I can actually feel that my heart rate has slowed down to match the beat. This is crazy.
Try opening a bunch of tabs of this post and play this song at different intervals and then trip the fuck out…
Think about it.
Cute tiny butt? WHAT?! NEVER. HORRIBLE CHOICE.
In all seriousness, wtf. All those physical things are real, long-lasting happiness? Just be happy. There’s more than physicality and food. Go do something. Improve yourself as a person. Learn about others and things. Pick up a skill or develop a talent.
Word. What’s good about a tiny butt. This totally seems addressed to chicks. Chicks, tiny butts are not cute.
Asians must have real, long-lasting happiness, cuz they eat all the parts of the animal.